Gift Not Included

Here's a package of 4 working batteries to give to that extra hard person to buy for. They will surely get a chuckle when they receive this comical little package. Back of label reads;

I wanted to pick the perfect gift;
One that would fill you with much glee.
I shopped and shopped 'til I thought I'd drop
But, found nothing that suit you to a tee.
And then it hit me! I knew just what to do
But, the money's too tight, and so I brooded,
Now this is all you get from me this year
Sorry but . . . . . "Gift Not Included"